Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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