So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
we're so committed to being not committed
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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