She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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