Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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