there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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