So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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