On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
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