Christians are straight up FREAKS
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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