ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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