I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
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