Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Quick, to the slutcave!
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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