Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
someone get that fucking seahorse.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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