Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
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