can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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