Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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