You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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