no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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