Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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