can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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