You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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