"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
