No, you can still breathe under the balls.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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