So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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