Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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