This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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