My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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