So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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