whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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