He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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