I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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