You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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