so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
I have post one night stand depression
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