I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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