do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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