stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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