Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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