I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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