Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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