if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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