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erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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