This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
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