I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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