she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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