Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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