Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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