Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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