i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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