i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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