what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
