i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
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