i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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