Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
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