I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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