Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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