you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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