god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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