I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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